09/05/2012 10:57 am ET

Suri's Burn Book: Author Allie Hagan Talks About Suri Cruise–Inspired Tumblr

With Suri Cruise’s kitten-heeled shoes, flair for handbags, and stylish ensembles, it’s easy to imagine the 6-year-old as Hollywood’s littlest fashionista.

At least, that’s how Allie Hagan sees it. Hagan, a 25-year-old policy consultant in Washington, is the author behind Suri’s Burn Book, a blog written in the imagined voice of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter. Hagan’s Suri is a pampered, haughty, and razor-sharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. She hates when babies go shoeless (“Seeing a wealthy person going barefoot in a Target is as unsettling as that time Vanessa Hudgens got invited to the Oscars,” she writes under a photo of January Jones and her bare-toed baby, Xander); she’s dying to be an Olympic gymnast like the Fierce Five (“I’ve never tried this hard to fit in with a clique before,” reads the caption under a photo of Suri doing a back flip at Chelsea Piers); and she even has an imagined, unrequited love affair with David and Victoria Beckham’s 7-year-old son, Cruz.

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