09/07/2012 12:55 pm ET Updated Nov 07, 2012

THE ONION: Biden Says Life Better Than It Was 4 Years Ago But Nothing Can Touch Summer Of '87

CHARLOTTE, NC--Accepting his renomination at the Democratic National Convention on Thursday, Vice President Joe Biden countered recent Republican criticisms by asserting that most Americans were indeed better off than they were four ago, but he acknowledged that life still paled in comparison to that one "killer fucking" summer in 1987.

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