09/29/2012 11:17 am ET

Get Well Cards: The Funniest Picks From Someecards

Each year, Americans suffer a collective 1 billion colds -- not to mention countless cases of full-blown influenza, 24-hour stomach bugs, headaches, allergies, and all the other maladies that can leave us home in bed, feeling miserable.

And now, in particular, that cold and flu season is upon us, chances are you know at least one person who's holed up in the house, nursing an illness. What better way to cheer them up than with a hilarious card, delivered straight to their laptops in bed (not that you should have your electronics in the bedroom, if you read our sleep coverage, but that's another story)? We scanned Someecards for the most hysterical get well e-greetings we can find -- the next best thing to a steaming bowl of chicken noodle soup.

Which is your fave?

Funny Get Well E-Cards