10/03/2012 11:36 am ET

P-P-P-Paul Ryan Music Video: Vice-Presidential Candidate Gets His 'Obama Girl'... Sort Of (VIDEO)

Even liberal women who don't like conservative fellas telling them what they can and can't do with their bodies have to admit Paul Ryan is a dreamboat. And finally, someone has set that internal conflict to music.

Many have tried this election season, but it looks like writers Anna Callegari and Doug Widick and director Dan De Lorenzo have created 2012's "Obama Girl"... even if it won't win any votes for the candidate in question.

Check out their music video for "P-P-P-Paul Ryan" above, download the song for free here, and see Callegari, Widick and De Lorenzo discussing the song on HuffPost Live below. (Full lyrics at the bottom of the post.)

And, yeah, try to get "P-P-P-Paul RY-an..." out of your head for the rest of the day.

I ordinarily won't vote for a guy on the right, but 'cause of P90X, your ass is so tight.
Your black coiffed hair, and rigid stare, make me wanna give you my underwear.
You got hair like the fonzo, a nose like gonzo,
I just wanna fall into your arms of bronze-ohhhh

P-p-p-paul Ryan
Hope you don't think i'm pryin'
P-p-p-paul Ryan
I love you I ain't lyin'
and if anyone can switch me to the right with their body it's you (youyouyouyou)

It fills other liberals with vitriol, but we all know, every sperm has a soul
I found this baby in the lost and found, maybe the mom should've got an ultrasound
We can just make love you don't even have to date me,
treat me like medicare and eradicate me!
I know I might not look like Ayn Rand, but can we still roll around in the sand?

P-p-p-paul Ryan
you know there's no denyin'
P-p-p-paul Ryan
boy you got me cryin'
and if anyone can tell me what to do with my body, it's you (youyouyouyou)

In college he drove the weinermobile, I dream I'm in the front seat copping a feel
Of the real America, he's a real protector, I wanna get all up in his private sector!
If we lived together we'd have so many guns, keep the immigrants out, using them
Make the income gap bigger and the poor stay poor, I had gay friends but...not anymore.

P-p-p-paul Ryan
your love has got me dyin'
P-p-p-paul Ryan
boy you got me sighin'
and if anyone can tell me how to think with my brain, it's you.