Are you a woman with an ample bosom who has a bit of a nerdy past? Then you're in luck. You can make a few quick bucks thanks to this Craigslist posting seeking a Topless Dungeon Master for
the saddest ever a bachelor party.
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.
The ad goes on to note that a C-cup or larger is preferred and it would be great if you could bring your own books. However, they only need you for 30 minutes! (Is that long enough to encounter either a dungeon or a dragon?)
But who will be in attendance at this party/adventure, you ask? Not to worry!
There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. [sic] We are at all above the age of 24. [sic] Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.
We're not sure why "guys" is in quotes, but this still seems pretty safe. So dust off those books and send in your headshots now. There's not a moment to spare: the wedding is on October 11!