Ok, TV, hear us out. After all, you ordered 6 episodes of "Work It" so you owe us one.
We've found your new hit show. It's called "My Bastard Son" and it stars the incomparable James Urbaniak (Venture Bros., American Splendor, Henry Fool) and Griffin Newman (Blue Bloods, Political Animals). This show has everything: drama, humor, the beach, sex, texting, sexting (probably), AND, most importantly, an awesome theme song (jump to 4:09 in the clip below if you can't wait).
Take a look at the pilot above, and then go ahead and order six seasons. We know, it's a little aggressive, but the world is ready for you to be bold.