You can thank the American Family Association for turning "Mix It Up At Lunch Day," a public school initiative encouraging kids to make new friends and break up lunchroom cliques, into a homosexual indoctrination scandal. And, you can thank Stephen Colbert for making fun of it.
Colbert warned students, "Don't fall for it, kids," on his Monday night show, "tipping his hat" to the conservative Evangelical group for protesting and urging a boycott of the initiative, backing it up with some pretty irrefutable logic:
"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Dweeb."
Watch the video above to hear more of Colbert's thoughts ont he protest as well as how he feels about Europe awarding themselves a Nobel Prize.