10/19/2012 09:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Joanna Krupa, 'Real Housewives' Star, Reveals Her Breasts In Totally See-Through Top (NSFW PHOTOS)

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Joanna Krupa knows what's up.

The 33-year-old model and "Real Housewives of Miami" star is no stranger to winding the publicity turbine, whether it's putting on what the Daily Mail calls a "sexy ice cream cone show" or suffering a NSFW bikini nip slip.

But Thursday night, Krupa bypassed subtlety and went in for the kill, heading out to dinner with her fiance Romain Zago in Beverly Hills, plus a beaded sheer top and tight jeans and minus a bra.

We're trying to break down what happened here. Maybe...

  1. It was laundry day and all of her bras (and camisoles, and tank tops) were soaking in Woolite.
  2. Krupa was trying to promote her own brand of "Real Housewives" pasties and they fell off.
  3. She had some sort of bet with her fiance and the loser had to go shirtless.
  4. She... was courting paparazzi attention.

Though she seems brazen enough in showing off her assets, Krupa recently confessed a body secret. "I also have a third nipple," the Polish-born model told HuffPost Miami. "It looks more like a mole but my doctor said it's an actual third nipple."

Er... we're definitely counting at least two.


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