Anderson Cooper took to his CNN show on Tuesday to mock the new political "pundit in town": Lindsay Lohan.
The host devoted his "Ridiculist" segment to dissecting Lohan's attempts to weigh in on the election and her endorsement of Mitt Romney. During Monday night's presidential debate, she tweeted, "OMG it is HAPPENING!!!!!!!! The Final Debate!!!!! I'm so nervous!"
Cooper went to town on her tweets, which he called "extremely newsworthy." Directing his message to fellow CNNer David Gergen, he said, "while you were hanging out in Washington last night with your Wolf Blitzer, myself and that magic wall... you were missing out on the real political analysis on Miss Lohan's Twitter feeds."
He also took aim at Lohan's endorsement of Romney, which he said she made at a "place where all important political endorsement get made these days: a launch party for a new ginseng beverage."
"Now I know what you're thinking," he continued. "Anderson, you strange little Albino-like creature, why should I care what Hollywood people think about the election? They're so out of touch. Not so, America. Not so at all. Lindsay Lohan is a woman of the people." He then pointed to her tweet that said, "Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless."