The horrific, fever dream creature lackadaisically resting on a bench up there is TCU's newest statue. It's supposed to be a representation of TCU's mascot and it—somehow—cost $50,000.
The statue not only causes children to burst into tears upon seeing it, it may get TCU student body president Brent Folan impeached. TCU's student newspaper reported yesterday that the student government is scrambling to place blame for the travesty on someone, with several members claiming that Folan approved the statue without putting it to a vote. Folan says a vote occurred.