11/07/2012 03:42 pm ET

Things Future Generations Will Think A 'Mitt Romney' Is (LIST)

Mitt Romney is now officially a historical footnote. But future generations will likely be puzzled by what exactly a "Mitt Romney" is and why America cared. That could be difficult to explain, especially when we suspect that the annals of history will assume that Mitt Romney is one of the following:

  • A type of knot
  • An old time-y cocktail
  • A weird sex position
  • The back seat on a canoe
  • That feeling where you can't remember someone's name
  • The scientific name for a towel rod
  • A dance
  • An infomercial product for baseball gloves
  • A Native American tribe
  • Some kind of acronym
  • A cookbook for people who can't read
  • The official name of pencil sharpener cranks
  • A magic trick
  • When poop is on a stick
  • A belted coin sorter
  • A type of French fries
  • A nickname for soup
  • A cul-de-sac with two entrances
  • An actor from the 1940s who specialized in playing butlers and detectives
  • A method for arranging small rifles
  • The national currency of New Zealand
  • A short-lived spinoff of "Mama's Family"
  • What they call a meatball sub in California
  • A type of artificial chocolate
  • When one man compliments another man's hat
  • Howard Stern's first sidekick
  • Finance jargon
  • A slur against paraplegic Eskimos
  • A rotten tangerine
  • A shade of green not found in nature
  • Debunked rumor about the mating habits of fleas
  • A book that is neither hardcover nor paperback
  • A carnival ride
  • Definitely not a president


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