11/14/2012 02:51 pm ET Updated Nov 14, 2012

'Million Dollar Decorators' Season Two Premiere Recap (VIDEO)

Last night, the second season of Bravo's Million Dollar Decorators premiered, and we had our DVRs set in anticipation of not only fabulous interior design, but more crazy antics from the cast of these hilarious designers from L.A. And we weren't disappointed.

Kathryn Ireland, who opened the episode stating she won't get out of bed for less than one million dollars, takes her inappropriate French housekeeper Jacqueline to a job site, but the pair get sidetracked going wine tasting, picking up younger men and getting side-by-side massages. Mary McDonald, who kept us on our toes last season with her one-liners, poses this thought-provoking question: "Are there other forms of life? And do they decorate?"

Our favorite of the bunch, Martyn Lawrence Bullard, kicks off this season by redecorating a dining room for Jimmy Choo co-founder Tamara Mellon. In true Bullard fashion, he designs a 3,000 pound custom marble dining table before thinking about how he was going to get it into Mellon's Manhattan apartment. After securing city permits, a crane and a team of contractors and spending a small fortune, he was able to install it in the space, complete with glossy red walls, red leather chairs and black patent leather curtains. Amazing!

Watch the video above to see a recap of the entire season, and let us know in the comments below what you thought of this episode.

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