Nothing says, "happy holidays, favorite host or hostess," like insulting their arm strength and dexterity. That's what you'll be doing if you buy someone this electric cocktail shaker this holiday season.
The Cocktail Master by Brookstone is -- according to the company -- "not your daddy's cocktail mixer." Because... ostensibly he was capable of shaking up a cocktail and pouring it into a glass without the aid of FOUR AAA batteries?
We don't want you to buy this for anyone, but if you insist, you can pick one up on Amazon for $25.00. Batteries not included, because of course.
[h/t This Is Why I'm Broke]