My kids and I love Bill Cosby, the man who, for a long time was called, by NBC or Jell-O Pudding (I forget which), America's Dad. We particularly dig his famed "Chocolate Cake for Breakfast" bit, in which Cosby's wife kicks him out of bed and charges him with feeding the children breakfast. Cosby sees chocolate cake and reasons: "Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition!" Soon everyone is munching on cake, and the kids sing: "Dad is great/ He gives us the chocolate cake." And then his wife walks in.