11/28/2012 05:15 pm ET Updated Jan 28, 2013

Something Is Wrong With My iPad: I Still Hate My Life

I hope you Apple Geniuses are up to snuff because I'm pretty sure my iPad's busted. No matter how much I use it to check email, surf the web, or tag photos on Facebook, I'm still gnawed at by a horrifying emptiness that no amount of fiddling with your magical gadget can fill.

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