When your back is against the wall, it's either try something that has no chance of succeeding or give up. And giving up is for losers. Forgot to get your homework signed? You can write. Really don't want to do those dishes? You've got a printer. Your business got a terrible health rating? Guess what, lots of words start with C. You just have to be willing to think outside of the fail... even if you're going to fail anyway.
Here are 25 people who very nearly got away with it. Nice try, everyone. Keep fighting the good fight.