If you sincerely believe that the world will come to an end on Dec. 21, 2012 just because an ancient civilization predicted it, you might want to listen to these helpful survival tips.
"That Is All" author, humorist and frequent "Daily Show" correspondent John Hodgman sat down with Thnkr to offer his advice on how to survive Doomsday 2012. It involves a lot of hoarding -- of urine and mayonnaise in particular -- as well as staying the f**k away from our four-legged friends. According to Hodgman, dogs are NOT to be trusted during an apocalypse. Sorry, Man's Best Friend.
Watch the video above and leave your apocalypse survival tips in the comments!