12/08/2012 10:06 am ET Updated Dec 10, 2012

Weird Christmas Carols Include Santa Going Postal And Elves Growing Beards (VIDEOS)

Christmas is a time of cheer and, as part of the holiday joy, people will take out their old seasonal favorites.

But as great as songs like "Rudolph" and "Silent Night" are, they are so popular that they are almost too conventional for modern listeners, especially those who like weird news.

Luckily, there are musicians who are just as weird as HuffPost Weird News staffers writers and readers, which is why compiling this gallery of weird Christmas classics was easier than finding a hotel room in Bethlehem on a cold winter's night.