12/10/2012 11:44 am ET Updated Feb 09, 2013

'Girls' Writer Murray Miller's Great Art-Hoax Experiment

I got an email from Pete: "Murray you have to do this!" Pete's the friend we all have who plans elaborate shindigs that always require riding a bus or wearing a costume and always result in you getting too drunk to deal with such things. But at 35, I was finally savvy enough to know I could stop the vicious shindig cycle by simply deleting the email and not finding out what I "had to do."

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