12/19/2012 11:07 am ET

Holiday Someecards: The Most Inappropriate Ways To Wish Your Spouse Happy Holidays

The holidays are filled with opportunities for disappointment and awkwardness. But wishing your significant other a "Happy Holidays" should be pretty easy, right?

Not if you decide to send your spouse one of these wildly inappropriate cards by Someecards. These cards zero in on the painfully funny (or just painful) aspects of being in a relationship during the holiday season, and we're pretty sure these greetings wouldn't go over too well.

Check out the slideshow below for our favorite inappropriate holiday greetings.

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