One look at this photo, and you'll never pass out at a party again.
Well, maybe that's not true. But it is definitely evident that this shirtless reveler had a somewhat rude awakening. Apparently, a tattoo artist went to work on him with a permanent marker.
The result is a totally epic, totally not-safe-for-work doodle of what appear to be angel wings made almost entirely of penises. While the subject matter is juvenile, you've got to admit that it's kind of a neat drawing.
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User "TheArchetype7" posted a photo of the artists' work to a Reddit forum devoted to weird news, where it got more than 4,500 "upvotes" by the time of writing. Good thing for the subject his face is partially hidden.
The user explained that the drawing had been done with a Sharpie marker, noting that the man wouldn't have remained passed out for long if the artist had used a tattoo gun.
But even if it isn't as permanent as a tattoo, conventional wisdom suggests that the artist didn't stick around to see what his unwitting client thought of his work.
The graffiti text above the man's buttocks appears to read, "C--k Life," along with a few select qualifiers.
Do you think this guy is in on the joke? Let us know in the comments.