12/27/2012 01:20 pm ET

Holiday Gems From Milton Berle (JOKES)

I made a terrible mistake last year. My wife made me swear I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life: no matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

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