1. There's SO MUCH PRESSURE to have the "night of your life" on New Year's Eve.
If you don't have the most fun you've ever had, society will make you feel like a first-rate loser.
2. Everyone you know keeps asking what you're doing on New Year's when you have no plans and don't care about having plans.
3. Sequins are itchy.
And you'll have to get as sparkly as possible if you plan to go out because it's New Year's.