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New Year's is about taking a long, hard look at your life and deciding what changes you can document on Facebook for the first week and a half of the year.
But is that enough? No, it isn't. So I've come up with this list of resolutions for the rest of SF to use in bettering themselves in 2013.
Good thing one of my goals wasn't to "Stop being a judgey, preaching asshole," although I am "giving to others" by prescribing such good ideas to the rest of the city.
Note: Thanks to Tyler McPherron for letting me delicately groom his arm hair, to MickaCoo, for lending a friendly pidge to the photo shoot, and to my roommate for smoking 8 cigarettes in one sitting. (No thanks to my other roommate, who continues to use the hand towel to dry off their anonymous bodily crevices.)
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