01/04/2013 04:45 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

'Only In Miami' On Twitter: The Week's Best #OnlyInMiami Tweets

"Someone just threw fireworks out of their car on the highway."

Only a Miamian can talk trash about this crazy city and its even crazier inhabitants. Each week, HuffPost Miami covers the wackiest 305 moments as captured on Twitter.

In this week's 'OnlyinMiami' moments, a grass salesman likens quality artificial sod to crack cocaine, Sofia Vergara is caught eating nachos while everyone's on SoBe, and a primped pup is left to bake in someone's car (please Miami, don't do this!!).

Click through this week's Magic City Twitter highlights with the hashtag "onlyinMiami":

The Week's Best 'Only In Miami' Tweets