UPDATE, JANUARY 17: Rick Scott may not be a Satanist hero after all.
Upon "further review," the Miami Herald discovered that Lucien Greaves, the purported spokesman for The Satanic Temple who announced a rally for Scott in Tallahassee, is working on a film called "The Satanic Temple."
Though Greaves previously insisted the rally "is not a hoax," an ad the Herald discovered on Actors Access suggests that isn't true. Greaves didn't immediately respond to HuffPost's request for comment, but the details seem to speak for themselves (not, in fact, the prince of darkness):
"Spectacle Films and Polemic Media the companies behind 'The War on Kids' and 'Freeloader' are producing a mockumentary about a the nicest Satanic Cult in the world. We are looking for actors for 8 speaking roles to play minions as well as 10 featured extras.
"We are seeking people from all walks of life, goths, grandparents, soccer moms, etc to be the followers of a charismatic yet down to earth Satanic cult leader. The shoot will be on January 25th in downtown Tallahassee. Actors will be required to wear tasteful Satanic garb."
Well, odds are it'll be the only tasteful garb in Florida that day. Read our previous story below.
Florida Governor Rick Scott, who suffers dismal approval ratings, has at least garnered favor with one unlikely group -- Satanists.
On January 25, the members of the Satanic Temple will gather on the steps of Scott's office in Tallahassee as a show of solidarity with the Governor, whom they believe "has shown unwavering fortitude and progressive resolve in his defense of religious liberty," according to a press release.
Specifically, they're referring to Scott's recent approval of Senate Bill 98 that permits school districts to allow students to read inspirational messages of their choosing at assemblies and sporting events. It went into effect on July 12.
"The Satanic Temple embraces the free expression of religion, and Satanists are happy to show their support of Rick Scott who -- particularly with SB 98 -- has reaffirmed our American freedom to practice our faith openly, allowing our Satanic children the freedom to pray in school," the release continues.
The bill dictates that school officials are not permitted to mediate, approve, or participate in these "inspirational messages," which expand upon the two minutes of silence for quiet prayer or mediation previously observed in Florida public schools.
Although the word "prayer" was axed from early drafts of the bill, the legislation was largely seen as a way to sneak religion back into schools.
Backers of the bill, who likely didn't have the Satanic Temple in mind, might be surprised at the group's tenets, which include a dedication to American patriotism, the golden rule, compassion, as well as family values, according to their web site.
The groups states that while they support separation of church and state in that it protects freedom of religion, they also note that "secular authority devoid of religious guidance is an abomination, and secular authorities should not be inhibited from receiving religious guidance regarding issues of serious moral and society-wide spiritual import."
So where does Satan come in? The temple believes he is "God's proxy" on Earth and represents the central role of knowledge and wisdom in life.
"Satan was the force of design that urged humanity toward refined pleasures of the Arts and Sciences," according the web site. "It was He who first brought the fruit of knowledge to Humankind that thereafter we might live not as naked brutes in the wild, but develop our cultural splendor into ever more aesthetically and technologically advanced heights."
Their gathering in Tallahassee will be a "satanic coming out," temple spokesperson Lucien Greaves told the Miami Helard's Naked Politics blog. "This is not a hoax. This is for real." More than 100 members are expected to attend the 1 p.m. rally.