01/15/2013 04:47 pm ET Updated Mar 17, 2013

A Dream Of Nerds

Just after Hurricane Sandy hit, the kid's class held a read-a-thon, the first-grade equivalent of a healthier lemonade stand or bake sale.

It featured all the same do-goodery, just with fewer cavities and spazzy children.

Teachers are wise.

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