01/22/2013 04:46 pm ET

10 Gross Things You Hope Your Kids Will Never Do (But Probably Will)

Let’s face it, kids are gross. It’s no secret that crappy diapers, projectile spit up, and snot come along with the territory.

It’s all the other vile things small human beings do that make me want to book a tubal ligation with my gynecologist.

Unfathomable things. Unsanitary things. Unmentionable things.

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