Eat your heart out, Will and Kate.
A woman who apparently put a used, bloody tampon in her mouth and a man who posted a video of himself eating ice cream laced with human feces have wed in holy Facebook matrimony.
The Daily Dot reports that 'Tampon Girl,' as the Internet has dubbed 15-year-old Buffalo resident Giovanna Plowman, recently changed her Facebook relationship status to married to Dino Bruscia, another New York teen who gained online infamy for poop eating.
The news comes shortly after Plowman's tampon video went viral, earning her instant Internet fame and a slew of hate-filled tweets. The GRAPHIC tampon video is below.
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Plowman's sudden stardom seemed to initially irk Bruscia, who sent out the tweet: "Still trying to overcome the fact a b---h who sends all her nude parts eats a tampon with blood out famed me in 1 day."
But it looks like the two have decided to join forces in an effort to siphon off each other's Twitter and Facebook followers. Both have sent out tweets asking their fans to follow them both.
Gawker reports that the two, who are probably not actually married, may have set their sights on the girl who released a video of herself apparently having sex with a dog.
Gawker cites a Facebook post in which Plowman proclaims:
Who is this b--h who got f---ed by a dog and sucked its d--k? Trying to out do me sweetie? Dont think so your ratchet as f--k and thats animal cruelty. What i did was gross yea but you just took s--t to a whole new level!
You've been warned, woman who apparently had sex with a dog...