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01/29/2013 10:05 am ET

16 Best People On The News Ever (PHOTOS)

The world is filled with strange and wonderful people. Sometimes, if we're lucky, they end up on the news. To wit: the awesome interview subjects below.

From the man whose job description reads, "Writer, Wizard, Mall Santa, Rasputin Impersonator" to the "Freelance Sperm Donor", each caption will have you asking two questions: A) how do I become besties with this person?, and B) how do I get their job?

Take a look at the 16 best people on the news ever, and let us know who is your favorite. (Hands off "Airport Dude", we saw him first.)

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16 Best People Ever On The News

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