01/30/2013 10:47 am ET

25 Things You Wish You Could Ask Someone On A First Date

1. Did you have a messed up childhood? Are you four glasses of wine away from telling me about your father’s suicide attempt?

2. Are you an alcoholic? Would I have to spend most of the relationship apologizing for your drunk ass? How #dark are you exactly?

3. Are you the one who likes to be loved more or are you totally comfortable with being loved less? This is important. Don’t lie.

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