01/31/2013 11:34 am ET

Please Stop Trying To Make Ladyporn Happen

Sorry, Downton Abbey x-rated fan fiction aficionados: ABC's less-than-revolutionary feature on "romance porn" and how it "lures more women, with loss of shame" isn't really about a new genre of porn at all. Instead, it's yet another misconceived puff piece full of assertions about how all women share the same sexual fantasies and were never interested in porn at all until Fifty Shades of Grey made them see the light/paddle. That's just not true.

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