It looks like a man from Westborough, Mass. decided to put his munchkins on display Sunday morning.
Rosildo C. Santos Jr., 34, allegedly pulled up to a Dunkin' Donuts "naked, except for a coat over his waist," Westborough Patch reported.
Minutes later, while employees were recapping the incident to Officer Brian Massey, who'd coincidentally stopped to get a cup of coffee, Santos pulled up again -- this time completely nude.
Massey then followed Santos, catching up to him a quarter-mile later, where Santos had pulled up to a closed McDonald's drive-thru.
Police Chief Alan Gordon said Santos passed several field sobriety tests and was possibly motivated by "self-gratification," the Boston Herald reported.
According to Patch, police say Santos was charged with open and gross lewdness. He was released Tuesday morning at his arraignment in Westborough District Court.
Santos is due back in court April 3, but a judge has ordered he stay away from the Dunkin' Donuts where he allegedly exposed himself, Westbrough News reported.
Stripped-down drive-thru sprees have happened before.
In 2011, a Colorado man drove up to a Burger King sans pants and asked a female employee if she'd like to hold his "whopper." Later that year, a couple pulled up to a McDonald's completely naked, and then stayed in the parking lot until cops approached them about their "joke."