Some Chinese Philosophy Might Have Helped Manti Te'o

The Tao Of Te'o
LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 24: Linebacker Manti Te'o #5 of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish looks on against the USC Trojans at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum on November 24, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 24: Linebacker Manti Te'o #5 of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish looks on against the USC Trojans at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum on November 24, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Recently unearthed in a clay pot during an archeological dig of an independent bookstore in Glen Burnie, Maryland, these new stanzas of the Tao Te Ching appear to bear directly on this year's NFL draft. Was Lao Tzu having a Nostradamus moment? Was the semi-legendary Chinese sage also a closet draftnik? Or is this an elaborate hoax?

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