02/24/2013 08:07 am ET Updated Feb 24, 2013

World's Worst Tattoo vs. Porn Star Bra Size: The Weird News Top 10 (VOTE, VIDEO)

When a study of 10,000 porn actors emerged last week and two women in the newsroom who read it gave each other a high five, I couldn't wait to see the results.

The typical porn star, it turns out, is a rather unextraordinary 5-foot-5, 117-pound Caucasian woman with brown hair and a 34B bra size, at least according to Jon Millward's "Deep Inside," a study of porn stars and their careers.

There must something in the air these days. A mom in upstate NY allegedly stripped at a school assembly, and so did three bikini baristas at Grab-N-Go expresso stands in Everett, Wash.

Another woman with some explaining to do, Kara Vandereyk of Las Vegas, has to answer to charges of having sex with a pit bull.

Meg Griffo's "People Accidentally Shown Porn" roundup proves that you don't have to seek smut out to be exposed to it, unless, of course, you happen to be a member of the HuffPost Weird News team on a random Wednesday night.

Another guy with the hots, 27-year-old porn actor Donny Wright, was arrested for allegedly breaking into a Louisville firehouse and playing with his own hose.

Meanwhile, Andy Campbell kicked back with some icky-sticky marijuana porn. As his editor, I trust that he researched the subject thoroughly.

Still, there was some redemption. Emily Thomas reminded us that even if you're a bearded lady, a goggly-eyed old man, or morbidly obese, there's work for you at the Ugly Model Agency.

And even if you've got the world's worst tattoo -- a tribute to your newlywed wife gone horribly wrong -- there's hope. Even as the years pass, beauty can be enhanced.

But what was the weirdest story of the week? Scroll through the gallery and vote bellow.

Weird News Top 10 (Feb. 18-24)

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that Gonzales filmed a porn scene that took place in a firehouse last summer.