Phew! We sure are relieved that President Obama had the good thought to "pardon" the sequester and send it to South America. But did you also hear that South Korea is developing a "sequester" of their own? It's quite a scary world we live in.
Oh, what's that? Jimmy Kimmel just made all that up to confuse pedestrians on the streets of Los Angeles? And you can watch that LOL-inducing video above? You don't say!