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03/16/2013 08:47 am ET Updated May 16, 2013

Hey, Amazon: Where's My Money? - Salon.com

In one more week I was going to be a millionaire.

At least, that was the rumor circulating around my wife's family. One more week on Amazon's best-seller list and I would have seven figures in the bank, easily. Her cousin had looked this fact up on the Internet, so it had to be true.

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