03/25/2013 03:37 pm ET Updated May 25, 2013

25 April Fool's Day Pranks Which Won't Make You A Terrible Person

Next Monday is April Fool's Day, which means we won't be leaving the house or believing anything we see online. (So it's like every other day of the year? Yes.) To help you prepare, we've collected 25 April Fool's Day pranks which aren't completely terrible things done by awful human beings.

We're leaving out pranks that make people genuinely fear for their safety. We're also avoiding pranks that could easily lead to an injury. No pranks that could do expensive damage to other people's property. No pranks that cost people jobs or get people sued. No pranks that would take an unreasonable amount of time for someone to clean up. In other words, no sociopathic stuff. Just silliness. Because it's April Fool's Day, not "Prove You're A Solipsist Dick" Day.