Arguments that involve the police aren't just for Florida.
Ever get into a raging "discussion" with your wife, boyfriend or It's Complicated about management of the TiVo? The fracas may have lasted days but it wasn't really ever about about the allocation of television recording, was it?
Yeah, well you're a totally reasonable person and you solved the problem without the need for Johnny Law to insert his crew cut and hippie stompers into the equation. And along the way you may've learned a lesson or two about communication and expectations.
But the champions of humanity you're about to meet have no such thoughtful reconciliations nor ability to keep the peace in their own homes.