03/25/2013 02:25 pm ET Updated May 25, 2013

BGG Playlist: '80s Dance Party, Bawdy Storytelling, & Free Spa Treatments | Broke Girls Guide

Good morning, fellow Angelenistas! (What?! It's a word. Leave us alone, it's Monday.)

Coldwater is officially closed, which means that if it was a part of your daily commute, you are going to need to quit your job immediately...or just party extra hard in the post-work hours (should you ever make it out of the office). To that end, we've got you covered.