Jon Stewart kicked off Tuesday night's "Daily Show" by addressing the nuclear saber-rattling of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, equating his threats with the pursuits of an unwanted suitor:
"I don't think America's gonna be the committed, long-term adversarial relationship you're looking for. See, we just got out of two very serious wars... It's not you, it's us. If we're looking for any kind of conflict right now it's going to be a rebound war."
He then went on to explain that if all Kim Jong Un wants is to look strong to his people, there are easier ways to do it. Watch the clip above.