It's a common refrain for East Coast transplants in Los Angeles: there's nowhere to walk, LA residents are shallow and the loneliness is unbearable.
But when actress Chloe Sevigny starts tearing into LA in her beautiful, sun-filled canyon home to complain about how there's a marijuana dispensary on every corner and the constant sunshine is giving everyone melanoma, something starts feeling a little... off. Stay tuned to the end for the twist!
Warning: this video contains some crotch shots and toilet scenes.
Thanks to Curbed LA for pointing us to the short send-up of LA-haters.
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