04/26/2013 07:35 pm ET

Why I'm Waiting To Pounce On The First Round Of Divorcees


In my first year at university, one of my lecturers was a fairly attractive man in his late 30s/early 40s. When I say fairly attractive, I mean he wasn’t a total troll, appeared to be single, and had a droll, slightly surly manner, which was a) quite hot and b) a precursor to a decade of me mistaking rude disinterest from the opposite sex for droll surliness.

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