05/03/2013 06:15 pm ET Updated Jul 03, 2013

Cinco De Mayo: Weird Ways To Celebrate

Cinco de Mayo is also a holiday which celebrates the Mexican people and their indomitable spirit, so it's important to not only get drunk, but to learn to celebrate in a way that honors our neighbors to the South.

But rather than doing the cheap, clichéd vaguely racist thing and slapping on a sombrero and lapping up salsa while listening to Mariachi music at some third rate Mexican restaurant, has come up with some alternative Cinco De Mayo celebration suggestions.