There is no shortage of people named either "Mark" or "Sanford" who we'd rather see hold public office than congressman-elect Mark Sanford, the philandering ex-governor of South Carolina who was elected back to Congress in a special election. Here are some candidates that are a way better Mark or Sanford.
1. Fred Sanford
2. Mark McGwire
3. Marc Anthony
4. Mark Wahlberg
5. Mark L. Walberg, the "Antiques Roadshow" guy
6. The entire city of Sanford, FL
7. Marc Maron
8. Mark Zuckerberg (JK, the idea of him holding public office is terrifying)
9. Mark Cuban
10. Stanford University with the T crossed out
11. Mark Knopfler
12. Marc Brown, author of "Arthur"
13. A truck on the beach (A sand... Ford... get it?!)
14. Marc Summers
15. This restaurant in Queens