05/08/2013 02:00 pm ET

Too Soon, Man


Okay, everybody, time for some math.

Ike was JUST born. Right? Maybe five, six months ago, tops. Maybe not even that long. Point is, I brought him home from the hospital YESTERDAY and now my calendar is telling that his second birthday is less than four weeks away. Whuuuut.

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