Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They'd Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy

The Onion Hilariously Gashes Fort Lauderdale

WASHINGTON--Claiming that nothing about the city really evokes the strong sense of pride and endurance that typically serves as a source of strength in a time of need, members of President Barack Obama's speech writing team admitted Thursday they were "pretty much at a loss" for how they would go about praising Ft. Lauderdale, FL should a tragedy strike the city.

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