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05/25/2013 02:46 pm ET

Leonardo DiCaprio -- Too Yacht To Handle

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15:  Leonardo DiCaprio and  Director Baz Luhrmann attend the photocall for 'The Great Gatsby' at The 66t
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Leonardo DiCaprio and Director Baz Luhrmann attend the photocall for 'The Great Gatsby' at The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tony Barson/FilmMagic)

Daniel Day Lewis -- 3 Oscars for Best Actor.

Leonardo DiCaprio -- 0 Oscars ... and a yacht filled with gorgeous, half-naked women frolicking around the South of France this week.

Leo wins. Again.

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