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06/04/2013 09:06 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Dr. Pepper's Real Name Is P. Epper, PhD, Epic Receipt Says (PHOTO)

Who is Dr. Pepper? No one knows exactly. Rumor has it Pepper was the father of a young girl who Charles Alderton, the pharmacist who created the soda, was once in love with. We'd prefer, like our man below, to see him as just another tortured academic:

(via Reddit):

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