06/04/2013 12:54 pm ET Updated Jun 04, 2013

Lea Michele's Twitter Is From A Sugary Space-Time Continuum


It’s okay to bound out of bed in the morning and attack the day, but for "Glee" star Lea Michele it’s more like rainbowing out of bed from an alternate uber-positive dimension where sleep is replaced by sunshine enemas.

Here's a taste. It's very sweet and sugary so don't taste too long.

Your taste buds still intact? Michele often opens her morning tweets with "Rise and shine!" And who can blame her! After all, it's exciting to live in a world where so many exciting things are rising and shining in so many exciting ways!

Gorgeously amazing!

Hikes are gorgeous, clothes are gorgeous ... What happens when you have kids and they're gorgeous, too? "My kids are gorgeous!" you'll scream into your Twitter machine. And one of your kids will overhear. "Not as gorgeous as those clothes or that hike, I bet!" they'll cry and slam their bedroom door.

Wasn't "Fresh Air, Sunshine and Peace" a 60's hippie folk group? Maybe the air's a little thinner up there than she thinks, causing a mild hallucination.

She likes to proclaim the best things in the whole world, further proof that she is from a wildly upbeat and cheer-tacular alternate universe, given that she knows specifically what the best things in our world truly are.

“The best guy she knows” means he’s “the best guy in the world” since she has used her otherworldly powers to gain all knowledge of earth. It’s as simple as that. But anyway, back to a cheery world even the Care Bears considered nuking...

The perfect Saturday! There's something sad though about the fact that all Saturdays for Lea Michele from here on out will be worse than this.

Amazingly excited! But wait, there's news...

"Brunette Ambition" is scheduled to be released in 2014 and will be a memoir/how-to/style guide hybrid. Here's a teaser chapter list... Chapter 1: Rising and Shining! Chapter 2: AHHHH, THE SUN! Chapter 3: Peaceful Sun Times Are Amazingly Beautiful!



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